Hooning, Monaco-style

Credit: Stuart Taylor

Hooning, Monaco-style

Straight into another Qualifying Saturday and it's Monaco, baby! The jewel in the crown! The apple in the eye! The peanut in the M&M! I'm particularly interested in how the DRS will affect racing up through the narrow, wiggly pit straight - even if there is a speed boost, I reckon the track will be narrow enough for the leader to defend against the attacker. But we'll see. DRS is banned in the tunnel, of course so today we shouldn't see too maybe people crashing through the post-tunnel chicane, but the desperation to get to pole for the city race could through some people into some serious errors. For the sake of the championship, let's hope it's Vettel, eh?

This Weekend In F1

  • Red Bull to Pit More Sleuthily: Helmut Marko became suspicious that Ferrari were listening in to Red Bull's radio communications during the Spanish race, as Alonso tended to pit in tandem with the Red Bull car he was fighting. After successfully forcing Fernando into the pits with a dummy move from the Red Bull pit crew, Christian Horner has vowed to make their pit stop preparation less obvious, though he hasn't mentioned how he plans to do that.
  • Two or Three Pitstops Expected: James Allen reports that the strategists have concluded that the race strategies will be divided between two-stoppers and three stoppers during the race. The three-stop strategy is the faster overall strategy, but the two stoppers could have edge if that manage to get track position and hold up the three-stoppers. Of course, the spanking new red supersoft Pirellis are making their debut this weekend, and we expect them to last about the length of the pitlane.
  • Newey Admits KERS problem: Adrian Newey has finally admitted that Red Bull have underestimated the importance of KERS. Adrian Newey, of course, refused to compromise his aero package and gave the KERS team a singularity-sized space to work within. There are rumours that the drivetrain team are worried after Newey revealed his prototype 2013 chassis leaves no space for the new turbo engines.
  • Schu: Crash Test Successful: Michael Schumacher says the test of the crash absorption effects of the front suspects he performed at the end of Thursday Practice 1 was a complete success. "The wishbones were completely knackered, just as our models predicted," said the 42-year old German.

This Time Last Year

  • 15 Teams Apply for the 13th Slot: The FIA report that 15 teams officially applied to take the space left vacant by the stillborn USF1 outfit. Most experts see the strongest runners to be GP2 ART and the Le Mans outfit Epsilon Euskadi. The FIA also make clear they may choose a standby team, in case HRT or Sauber have to withdraw due to financial troubles.
  • Texas-based US GP Announced : Bernie Ecclestone surprised everyone by announcing the new location for the United States Grand Prix will be in a custom-built track just outside of Austin, Texas. The excitement of returning to the US dampened the frustration of hearing that Herman Tilke was in charge of the design and the shock that it would take place in the Texan capital. The race will be staged in 2012.
  • HRT Ditch Dallara and Eye Toyota Facility: HRT have parted ways with their chassis designer, Dallara after only one year. Dallara pritt-sticked a car together in record time to get the Spanish team on the grid, but HRT are hungry for more. They are now eyeing Toyota's old Cologne headquarters as their base of operations and are keen on designing their own car for 2011. So expect next year's car to look totally different and not at all like this one.

This Time Next Year

  • Pirelli Debut 'Deal or No Deal': For this weekend's Monaco GP Pirelli will start their 'Deal or No Deal' system of tyre allocation. Each Driver will eliminate boxes containing tyre allocations ranging from '10 sets of option tyres' and '4 options, 4 primes' right down to '1 set of those emergency spare tyres they put in hatchbacks'.
  • Ferrari Team Withdraw from Monaco: The Ferrari team was forced to withdraw from the Monaco GP after their poor start to the season resulted in every single member of staff being forced to resign in shame. The only person to turn up was Mario Tostinelli, the man who shines the wheel nuts, who doesn't own a smart phone and therefore did not receive the redundancy email.
  • Vettel: "Feeling Returning to Finger": Sebastian Vettel has said the feeling is starting to return to his index finger, only one month after surgery. Vettel's finger was accidentally severed by the chequered flag as he raised it in glory in Australia.

351 responses

  • Leigh O'Gorman27/05/2011 at 23:06

    Morrrrrrning

  • Leigh O'Gorman27/05/2011 at 23:06

    (kind of)

  • Leigh O'Gorman27/05/2011 at 23:07

    Christian Horner has vowed to make their pit stop preparation less obvious, though he hasn't mentioned how he plans to do that.

    Genius

    :D

  • Bert27/05/2011 at 23:09

    Christian Horner has vowed to make their pit stop preparation less obvious, though he hasn't mentioned how he plans to do that.

    He has a cunning plan?

  • Leigh O'Gorman27/05/2011 at 23:10

    He has a cunning plan?

    T'is in the daily - http://www.chainbear.com/images/spc/pit_lap_13.jpg

  • Mav27/05/2011 at 23:11

    He has a cunning plan?

    he's going to stop shouting "get the tyres out for Mark" across the pitlane

  • Bert27/05/2011 at 23:13

    he's going to stop shouting "get the tyres out for Mark" across the pitlane

    Great! More code to decode.... "Mark, the yellow dog has lost it's bone. The yellow dog has lost it's bone."

  • Leigh O'Gorman27/05/2011 at 23:16

    Great! More code to decode.... "Mark, the yellow dog has lost it's bone. The yellow dog has lost it's bone."

    Is this some odd Lotus / Renault / Group Lotus / Danny Bahar analogy?

  • Bert27/05/2011 at 23:17

    Is this some odd Lotus / Renault / Group Lotus / Danny Bahar analogy?

    No, but it could have been, if the bone was black and the bone was burried under green grass.

  • Leigh O'Gorman27/05/2011 at 23:18

    No, but it could have been, if the bone was black and the bone was burried under green grass.

    Just leave it to Danny Boy. He'll find a way, or he'll convince a rich bloke that he can find a way

  • startledbunny27/05/2011 at 23:39

    he's going to stop shouting "get the tyres out for Mark" across the pitlane

    Horner: "Mark, stay out for another 25 laps as planned"

    (Mark deducts previously arranged magic number from 25)

  • Sidepodcast Update27/05/2011 at 23:45
  • Mav27/05/2011 at 23:46

    - Let's never speak of Lotus again

    You broke the Lotus rule!

  • Christine27/05/2011 at 23:51

    You broke the Lotus rule!

    Silly Su!

  • Journeyer28/05/2011 at 00:35

    Lovely daily, Stuart! Ferrari must've really done a purge if Rob Smedley is now a Monegasque policeman. :D

  • Journeyer28/05/2011 at 00:58

    Bianchi-van der Garde crash from the Feature Race yesterday.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRefdgnzZa0

    Isn't that almost a carbon copy of this famous crash?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdvVTQT00O4

    Couldn't be more alike if they tried.

  • Journeyer28/05/2011 at 01:08

    Bianchi-van der Garde crash from the GP2 Feature Race yesterday.

    Corrected.

  • Kai28/05/2011 at 02:36

    Let's just say I'm a bit underwhelmed with this hotel.

    They just changed the tv's 2 days ago and my remote doesn't scroll up and down the channels so I have to punch in the numbers. I don't have a guide to tell me what channel is what. Any guesses what channel CNN is?

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 02:39

    Let's just say I'm a bit underwhelmed with this hotel

    Are you away somewhere for the weekend?

    No idea where to find CNN. cnn.com?

  • Kai28/05/2011 at 02:43

    Are you away somewhere for the weekend?

    Yeah, I'm in New York City for my life coach training tomorrow and Sunday.

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 02:44

    Yeah, I'm in New York City for my life coach training tomorrow and Sunday.

    That sounds exciting. The first big step in your new life

  • Kai28/05/2011 at 02:47

    That sounds exciting. The first big step in your new life

    Yeah! :D It's been a really crazy busy week up until now, and it's gotten really hot and humid, so I'm going to head to sleep soon, but I had to catch up with you guys first.

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 02:50

    Yeah! :D It's been a really crazy busy week up until now, and it's gotten really hot and humid, so I'm going to head to sleep soon, but I had to catch up with you guys first.

    Hot and humid sounds appealing. Looks like you are going to miss a lot of racing this weekend with Monaco, Indy and Kimi in Nascar

  • Kai28/05/2011 at 02:50

    Just like weddings, career training should check the racing schedule! I'm going to miss Monaco AND Indy live??!?!??!?! AH! But my DVR is...oh my god, I forgot to set my DVR to record Indy. Oh, that SUCKS.

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 02:52

    Just like weddings, career training should check the racing schedule! I'm going to miss Monaco AND Indy live??!?!??!?! AH! But my DVR is...oh my god, I forgot to set my DVR to record Indy. Oh, that SUCKS.

    I guess your remote control doesn't work from NYC

  • F1Wolf28/05/2011 at 02:52

    Just like weddings, career training should check the racing schedule! I'm going to miss Monaco AND Indy live??!?!??!?! AH! But my DVR is...oh my god, I forgot to set my DVR to record Indy. Oh, that SUCKS.

    all I can suggest is laptop, good internet connection and UK VPN ...

  • Kai28/05/2011 at 02:52

    Hot and humid sounds appealing. Looks like you are going to miss a lot of racing this weekend with Monaco, Indy and Kimi in Nascar

    Hot and humid are awful to me. We can trade if you want.

  • Kai28/05/2011 at 02:53

    I guess your remote control doesn't work from NYC

    Although...let me check DirecTV because I saw something about setting your DVR remotely.

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 02:53

    Hot and humid are awful to me. We can trade if you want.

    :D

  • Kai28/05/2011 at 03:13

    Although...let me check DirecTV because I saw something about setting your DVR remotely.

    I'm still trying to find out how to get this service to set my DVR from here.

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 03:13

    I'm still trying to find out how to get this service to set my DVR from here.

    At least you have plenty time to figure it out

  • Kai28/05/2011 at 03:14

    At least you have plenty time to figure it out

    True. I can maybe tackle this tomorrow night. Being so tired doesn't help comprehension.

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 03:16

    True. I can maybe tackle this tomorrow night. Being so tired doesn't help comprehension.

    Better waiting till you are more relaxed and alert

  • Kai28/05/2011 at 03:19

    Better waiting till you are more relaxed and alert

    Yeah. I have a long day of training tomorrow, so I'll turn in. At least F1 is all set to record, all the time. :)

    Thanks for being here so I didn't have to talk to myself.

    Good night from NYC, 1/2 block away from The Late Show with David Letterman's theater.

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 03:21

    Yeah. I have a long day of training tomorrow, so I'll turn in. At least F1 is all set to record, all the time. :)

    Good luck with your training

  • Kai28/05/2011 at 03:22

    Good luck with your training

    Thanks. I'm looking forward to it. I'll give you updates, of course, and you guys will update me on all things that go zoom.

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 03:23

    Thanks. I'm looking forward to it. I'll give you updates, of course, and you guys will update me on all things that go zoom.

    I am sure we can keep you up to date with everything

  • Kai28/05/2011 at 03:24

    I am sure we can keep you up to date with everything

    I count on it.

    Good night.

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 03:24

    I count on it.

    Good night.

    Good night

  • Kai28/05/2011 at 03:50

    Ok, yeah, I found the app and just set my DVR in another state to record the Indy 500 from my iPod Touch.

    I love technology!!! I'm so happy.

    Ok, ok, good night for real(z).

  • Sidepodcast Update28/05/2011 at 05:45
  • Lady Snowcat28/05/2011 at 06:43

    Excellent daily....

    A great way to start the day... thanks Stuart...

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 07:45

    Morning

    I was in the other room but I think I just heard Christian Horner talking to BBC News. That bloke is such a media *****

  • Eric the baker28/05/2011 at 07:47

    Does anyone have the current kick off time for the Champions League game today? I'm seeing 20:45 CET, on the UEFA site. Is that still accurate and how far off of UTC is that this time of the year?

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 07:49

    Does anyone have the current kick off time for the Champions League game today? I'm seeing 20:45 CET, on the UEFA site. Is that still accurate and how far off of UTC is that this time of the year?

    Sounds good, it's 7:45 UK time [BST]

    CET is 2hrs ahead of GMT during the summer

  • Eric the baker28/05/2011 at 07:52

    Sounds good, it's 7:45 UK time [BST]

    CET is 2hrs ahead of GMT during the summer

    Thanks!

    I'm wanting to watch it and hope I can get a good feed. I suspect I will be able to find SOMETHING. :)

  • Alison28/05/2011 at 07:59

    I was in the other room but I think I just heard Christian Horner talking to BBC News. That bloke is such a media *****

    Isn't that basically his job?

  • Amy28/05/2011 at 08:11

    I invited a friend over to watch tennis, completely forgetting about qualifying. Might be a chance to create a new F1 fan. Although I will be watching jerky buffery practice since its delayed on TV here by 30 minutes, booo

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 08:12

    Isn't that basically his job?

    I thought it was to win races but admittedly, he is doing that rather well

    I just get sick if hearing his voice. He's the annoying kid at the front with his hand up, saying "Sir! Sir! Me, Sir"

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 08:19

    Time for eggs and coffee before FP3

  • F1Wolf28/05/2011 at 08:29

    cool we do not have F1 race here but Red Bull demo with Jaime is on the way ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x68OHFx6s0k&feature=player_embedded

  • F1Wolf28/05/2011 at 08:32

    cool we do not have F1 race here but Red Bull demo with Jaime is on the way ... HFx6s0k&feature=player_embedded">www.youtube.com/w…e=player_embedded

    Ok, broken link, trying again:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x68OHFx6s0k

  • F1Wolf28/05/2011 at 08:43

    Ok, broken link, trying again:

    no luck, no idea why ... anyway, the link in my last tweet works fine... they chose interesting location right in the city centre, should be good loud fun :-)

  • Konstantin28/05/2011 at 09:15

    Will they be able to repair in time for quali?

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 09:16

    Will they be able to repair in time for quali?

    Hi Constantin

    Come join us in the Free Practice 3 thread

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 09:16

    Sorry. Konstantin

  • Christine28/05/2011 at 10:10

    Results ping: http://sidepodcast.com/post/monaco-2011-free-practice-3-results

  • Christine28/05/2011 at 10:19

    Murray is about to start.

  • Lukeh28/05/2011 at 10:19

    So much sport today, although Murray is on court soon and there's qualifying so I see another case of multiple screens coming along

    Also, I am not very good at rally. http://youtu.be/3D0nV6-ztuI

  • Christine28/05/2011 at 10:20

    Also, I am not very good at rally. http://youtu.be/3D0nV6-ztuI

    Hehehehe!

  • lou28/05/2011 at 10:35

    close up of JB's new helmet design for this weekend

    http://lockerz.com/s/105478778

    :)

  • Lukeh28/05/2011 at 10:41

    I'm going to go with the same philosophy as the last match for Murray - I don't know who his opponent is therefore I expect victory :)

  • Christine28/05/2011 at 10:43

    I'm going to go with the same philosophy as the last match for Murray - I don't know who his opponent is therefore I expect victory :)

    Hehe, he's off to a good start but the way this tournament is going, whoever is a set and a break up is going to lose!

  • Lukeh28/05/2011 at 10:44

    Hehe, he's off to a good start but the way this tournament is going, whoever is a set and a break up is going to lose!

    Indeed, you can't take anything for granted. Kim Clijsters is a prime example of such what-on-earth-just-happened-ness :)

  • Lukeh28/05/2011 at 10:49

    Breaking news from the commentary team as Murray gets a haircut!

  • Alianora La Canta28/05/2011 at 10:49

    Breaking news from the commentary team as Murray gets a haircut!

    :D Funny piece of news.

  • Christine28/05/2011 at 10:50

    Live thread: http://sidepodcast.com/post/live-monaco-2011-qualifying

  • Christine28/05/2011 at 11:04

    First set to Mr Murray.

  • Lukeh28/05/2011 at 11:04

    First set to Mr Murray.

    Yay :)

  • Kai in NYC28/05/2011 at 11:16

    Terrible night's sleep in this hotel room. Between the A/C unit switching on and off all night and a super hard bed with super soft pillows I got a few hours sleep total, but not in a row. That sucks for today's training, and for how much I'm paying for this. And I'd like a window that looks out on something - anything - other than a brick wall. I'll ask to change rooms later on. This was not fun.

    But I know today will be good regardless.

  • Sidepodcast Update28/05/2011 at 11:45
  • Kai in NYC28/05/2011 at 11:46

    Okay, I'm off for the day. I'll switch rooms and hope it's better tonight. Take good care of Monaco for me. :)

  • Christine28/05/2011 at 14:03

    Qualifying results: http://sidepodcast.com/post/monaco-2011-qualifying-results

  • lou28/05/2011 at 14:12

    Djokovic wins! :) yaayyy!

  • lou28/05/2011 at 14:13

    42 consecutive match wins now.. how brilliant.

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 14:16

    First visit to today's daily, like the cartoon. :)

    The brass band I heard was on the green around the corner, they were practicing and the band leader was shouting instructions 'cos they were getting it wrong ;)

    I came back because it started raining.

  • Amy28/05/2011 at 14:22

    friend has gone home, she said after watching Perez's crash she feels bad about being upset when her favourite tennis players get injured because thats not as bad as knowing that your favourite drivers could be killed.

  • Amy28/05/2011 at 14:23

    42 consecutive match wins now.. how brilliant.

    today marks 6 months exactly since he last lost. half a year!

  • lou28/05/2011 at 14:23

    today marks 6 months exactly since he last lost. half a year!

    that's crazzyyy!!

  • Amy28/05/2011 at 14:48

    rewatching qualy I recorded off the telly since I missed most of it watching via stream, even though I'm not sure why because I don't really need to see Vettel get another pole.

  • Nick28/05/2011 at 15:25

    Just inhaled a patch of ikea synthetic leather assembling a chair...

    If i dont make it, you know why!

  • jpancoast28/05/2011 at 15:28

    rewatching qualy I recorded off the telly since I missed most of it watching via stream, even though I'm not sure why because I don't really need to see Vettel get another pole.

    I'm re-watching it now because it's monaco which means the onboard shots are crazy :) (that and I want to see Perez's crash, knowing now that he's OK)

  • Christine28/05/2011 at 15:35

    Just inhaled a patch of ikea synthetic leather assembling a chair...

    I don't think you are supposed to eat the furniture.

  • Nick28/05/2011 at 15:36

    I don't think you are supposed to eat the furniture.

    hehe

    I dont know which pipe it went down, i couldnt get a bit of leather which was stuck in one of the screw holes out, so i sucked and instantly regretted it

  • Amy28/05/2011 at 15:37

    Nothing makes me sadder than hearing about a book I really want to read and doing a search for it then seeing:

    Your search did not match any products in: Kindle Store

    No, I don't want the hardcover/paperback/audio book :(

  • jpancoast28/05/2011 at 15:42

    Your search did not match any products in: Kindle Store

    My wife is in CO house hunting, and she took my iPad. Which I use to read my kindle books. So now I have NOTHING to read! *disregard those 100's of physical books I haven't read yet*

  • Alex Andronov28/05/2011 at 16:04

    Doctor Who at the Proms on Watch... in case you are interested

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 16:24

    Great to hear Perez is largely okay, with 'just' concussion and a sprained thigh. The concussion might see him miss the race.

    http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/91804

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 16:27

    Kimi will start 22nd tonight

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 16:28

    Hearing that Hamilton has lost qualifying time for cutting that corner in Q3 so grid drop - @legardj

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 16:30

    Hearing that Hamilton has lost qualifying time for cutting that corner in Q3 so grid drop - @legardj

    Hamilton has had his qualifying lap time deleted for cutting the chicane in Q3. That leaves him 10th, but probably 9th on grid due to Perez - @NobleF1

  • Lukeh28/05/2011 at 16:32

    wow, big news to return to!

  • Lukeh28/05/2011 at 16:36

    Looking at Twitter there's all sorts of rumours going on. Now massa might be demoted too for impeding Hamilton?

  • Christine28/05/2011 at 16:39

    Looking at Twitter there's all sorts of rumours going on. Now massa might be demoted too for impeding Hamilton?

    Seems a bit late for these things to just be announced.

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 16:45

    Seems a bit late for these things to just be announced.

    They had a GP2 race to deal with I expect

  • Lukeh28/05/2011 at 16:46

    Seems a bit late for these things to just be announced.

    ahhh, this is F1. It's never too late to change results :)

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 17:10

    If I'm writing a complaint email (outside of work) is it a good idea to include letters after your name or is that really stuck up? I've never used my accounting letters before. :)

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 17:11

    If I'm writing a complaint email (outside of work) is it a good idea to include letters after your name or is that really stuck up? I've never used my accounting letters before. :)

    I still haven't received my new phone. I'm borrowing Duncan's old SIM he's about to cancel. The company says it went to my old address but can't prove it, and I can't reach anyone there.

  • Journeyer28/05/2011 at 17:13

    Great to hear Perez is largely okay, with 'just' concussion and a sprained thigh. The concussion might see him miss the race.

    Not too dissimilar to Button, then. A shame considering he looked good for points, but what matters is he's okay and won't miss any more races.

  • Amy28/05/2011 at 17:15

    If I'm writing a complaint email (outside of work) is it a good idea to include letters after your name or is that really stuck up? I've never used my accounting letters before. :)

    I would say leave them off

  • Sidepodcast Classics28/05/2011 at 17:15

    Enjoy a little something from the sidepodcast.com back catalogue.

    - Episode 9 - Japanese Racing Green?

    Originally published 04/03/2007

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 17:16

    I would say leave them off

    I was hoping they'd grant me special bargaining powers, but then I thought they'd just make me look an idiot. :)

  • Lukeh28/05/2011 at 17:19

    We have an SC to go with the SU? :O

  • Eric the baker28/05/2011 at 17:19

    I have a great 2-for, for one of Giggles' shows:

    - Captain and Tennille - Love Will Keep Us Together

    - Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart

  • Christine28/05/2011 at 17:20

    We have an SC to go with the SU? :O

    They are BFFs.

  • Journeyer28/05/2011 at 17:20

    Hearing that Hamilton has lost qualifying time for cutting that corner in Q3 so grid drop - @legardj

    Hamilton has had his qualifying lap time deleted for cutting the chicane in Q3. That leaves him 10th, but probably 9th on grid due to Perez - @NobleF1

    Oooooh. Well, that'll make Schumacher's life easier in 5th. :D

  • Lukeh28/05/2011 at 17:21

    They are BFFs.

    They get to share good times from the past and the present :)

  • Lukeh28/05/2011 at 17:22

    Oooooh. Well, that'll make Schumacher's life easier in 5th. :D

    Bet you must be delighted with the qualifying result for Michael, mr J

  • Christine28/05/2011 at 17:22

    They get to share good times from the past and the present :)

    Awwww.

  • Amy28/05/2011 at 17:22

    I was hoping they'd grant me special bargaining powers, but then I thought they'd just make me look an idiot. :)

    my uncle got letters in the new years honours one year and I think they make him look like an idiot when he uses them :D

  • Journeyer28/05/2011 at 17:23

    Bet you must be delighted with the qualifying result for Michael, mr J

    Very much so. Needed a bit of luck to go his way, but 5th is 5th. :) That said, I'd be even happier if he continues to do well tomorrow.

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 17:23

    my uncle got letters in the new years honours one year and I think they make him look like an idiot when he uses them :D

    I haven't dared use them at work, and work paid for them!

  • Journeyer28/05/2011 at 17:24

    Initial word is that Massa has not been penalized and will stay 6th. Waiting for official confirmation on that.

  • Journeyer28/05/2011 at 17:28

    Initial word is that Massa has not been penalized and will stay 6th. Waiting for official confirmation on that.

    From Adam C earlier:

    #F1 Forget any talk about Massa being done for impeding, that's not going to happen, even if Lewis was p****d off

    Heh. Haven't seen anything official, though.

  • Lukeh28/05/2011 at 17:28

    May have to censor that me thinks ;)

  • Journeyer28/05/2011 at 17:29

    May have to censor that me thinks ;)

    Good point. Oops. Sorry about that.

  • Christine28/05/2011 at 17:29

    Done.

  • Lukeh28/05/2011 at 17:29

    Good point. Oops. Sorry about that.

    I got my hands over my eyes just in time :)

  • Journeyer28/05/2011 at 17:29

    Done.

    Ta!

  • Rubbergoat28/05/2011 at 17:39

    I'm in a Danish man utd pub to watch the game and I'm having fun, if a little scared!

  • Journeyer28/05/2011 at 17:39

    It's official.

    willbuxton: Apparently no penalty for Massa. Guess Lewis will be P9 and all drivers from 11th down move up one space.

  • Rubbergoat28/05/2011 at 17:41

    Great to hear Perez is ok though. Turned on the tv just as the crash happened.

  • Lady Snowcat28/05/2011 at 17:43

    Kimi will start 22nd tonight

    Not bad considering he touched the wall on his first lap...

    It was quite amusing as the commentators assumed he'd made a greater impact than he had but were suitably impressed after seeing the replay that his car control allowed him to catch the car and only brush the wall...

  • Journeyer28/05/2011 at 17:44

    Great to hear Perez is ok though. Turned on the tv just as the crash happened.

    I'm hoping that's the only big crash we'll get this year. We've had a trend of 1 big one every year.

    2011: Perez

    2010: Buemi

    2009: Massa

    2008: Kovalainen

    2007: Kubica

  • Christine28/05/2011 at 17:44

    Doctor Who time! First week in ages I've remembered and been ready.

  • Sidepodcast Update28/05/2011 at 17:45
  • RG28/05/2011 at 17:46

    2010: Buemi

    You could argue Webber in Valencia.

    Glad Checo is more or less fine, shame he can't capitalise from his excellent qualifying position, but having him around for the rest of the season is the most important thing.

  • James28/05/2011 at 17:46

    It's official.

    willbuxton: Apparently no penalty for Massa. Guess Lewis will be P9 and all drivers from 11th down move up one space.

    they won't move up will they? they'll be an empty space with Perez not starting as there was with Massa at Hungary.

  • Lady Snowcat28/05/2011 at 17:47

    2009: Massa

    Whilst not on the same scale as Massa's there was also Glock's in 2009...

    The quoted ones are not quite comparable as Massa's was life threatening.... the others didn't stop the guys for more than an odd race...

  • Journeyer28/05/2011 at 17:47

    You could argue Webber in Valencia.

    Oh yeah. That one's more appropriate.

    Glad Checo is more or less fine, shame he can't capitalise from his excellent qualifying position, but having him around for the rest of the season is the most important thing.

    Seconded.

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 17:47

    It was quite amusing as the commentators assumed he'd made a greater impact than he had but were suitably impressed after seeing the replay that his car control allowed him to catch the car and only brush the wall...

    :)

  • Journeyer28/05/2011 at 17:48

    The quoted ones are not quite comparable as Massa's was life threatening.... the others didn't stop the guys for more than an odd race...

    True, but all of them looked scary for a while.

  • Lady Snowcat28/05/2011 at 17:48

    Getting ready to watch Kimi in his first Nationwide outing...

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 17:49

    I like the diversity tonight. Doc Who, Footie, NASCAR

  • Lady Snowcat28/05/2011 at 18:22

    Just said lots of nice stuff about Kimi on the NASCAR prog...

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 18:31

    Just said lots of nice stuff about Kimi on the NASCAR prog...

    Kimi on pit road

    http://lockerz.com/s/105595995

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 18:47

    Choice of Nationwide feeds here;

    http://www.firstrowsports.eu/watch/66680/2/watch-nascar-nationwide-series-:-top-gear-300.html

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 18:49

    The race has started at Charlotte

  • Lady Snowcat28/05/2011 at 18:58

    The race has started at Charlotte

    Kimi up to 18th...

  • Alison28/05/2011 at 19:00

    Eeeevening :)

    I've lost Nick!

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 19:01

    I am I a world ofRed Wine, I'm not sure I am capable of leaving

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 19:03

    I am I a world ofRed Wine, I'm not sure I am capable of leaving

    http://instagr.am/p/E2DVy/

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 19:04

    I am I a world ofRed Wine, I'm not sure I am capable of leaving

    http://instagr.am/p/E2DVy/

    Nice

  • Christine28/05/2011 at 19:05

    Doctor Who ping: http://mrschristine.com/2011/05/28/doctor-who-series-6-episode-6-the-almost-people/

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 19:06

    Competition yellow due to lack of practice (due to rain?).

  • Stuart C28/05/2011 at 19:06

    Evening all.

    Doctor Who ping: mrschristine.com/…he-almost-people/

    Oh how could you? Am doing the WRC live text so unable to pull off multi-tasking feat of watching Dr Who as well.

  • Christine28/05/2011 at 19:07

    Oh how could you? Am doing the WRC live text so unable to pull off multi-tasking feat of watching Dr Who as well.

    Don't read it! Don't read it!

  • Stuart C28/05/2011 at 19:08

    Don't read it! Don't read it!

    Spoilers!!!!!

  • Stuart C28/05/2011 at 19:09

    For anyone capable of caring, given the proliferation of motorsport this weekend, Latvala has lost the lead. Broken compression strut in his suspension.

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 19:10

    On the restart Kimi is somewhere in the region of 20th, don't know why, must've dropped back in the stop. Has been complaining of hot feet..

  • Alison28/05/2011 at 19:11

    http://instagr.am/p/E2DVy/

    That isn't all yours is it???

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 19:11

    For anyone capable of caring, given the proliferation of motorsport this weekend, Latvala has lost the lead. Broken compression strut in his suspension.

    Is he out?

  • Stuart C28/05/2011 at 19:14

    Is he out?

    Trying to fix by the roadside with a shoelace or something.

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 19:23

    At lap 50, Kevin Harvick leads Kyle Busch and Matt Kenseth. First Nationwide-only driver Stenhouse Jr in 5th. Kimi is 19th complaining of a very tight (understeering) car..

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 19:42

    Evening all

    Shame about Latvala.

    Looks like Kimi has the opposite problem from his truck race

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 19:46

    Looks like Kimi has the opposite problem from his truck race

    Apparently they've loosened it up a bit.

    Follow @Pressdog, @NateRyan or @Jeff_Gluck for updates from his radio. :)

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 19:49

    Had a dig through the available feeds and this is by far the best quality

    http://www.firstrowsports.eu/watch/66680/2/watch-nascar-nationwide-series-:-top-gear-300.html

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 19:49

    Had a dig through the available feeds and this is by far the best quality

    www.firstrowsport…top-gear-300.html

    That was the only one which was working at the start. Links 2 and 3. I'm on 3 which is direct here http://www.justin.tv/6brian6#/w/1265078256/3

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 19:50

    That was the only one which was working at the start. Links 2 and 3. I'm on 3 which is direct here www.justin.tv/6br…6#/w/1265078256/3

    I am on 2.

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 19:51

    I am on 2.

    There was about a ten second delay on that one

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 19:52

    Kimi: "I am out of the drink again. It's so small. Mark has to make sure it's completely full, because it is too small."

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 19:57

    Kimi up to 15th through the cautions

  • Christine28/05/2011 at 19:58

    F1M: http://www.f1minute.com/news/sebastian-vettel-adds-pole-position-at-monaco-to-his-growing-collection

  • Lady Snowcat28/05/2011 at 20:01

    Kimi didn't do too well on restarts in the trucks but he's doing pretty well in Nationwide...

    (Keeps fingers crossed)...

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 20:01

    On T&S, Kimi is running a good 4-5mph faster than earlier. 172 avg compared to 167 earlier.

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 20:03

    Kimi didn't do too well on restarts in the trucks but he's doing pretty well in Nationwide...

    I think the problem with the trucks was that they would do 5 green laps so the tyres got up to temperature and the truck started handling properly then 5 yellow and it didn't handle. He was also very cautious when there were a lot of trucks round him

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 20:05

    On T&S, Kimi is running a good 4-5mph faster than earlier. 172 avg compared to 167 earlier.

    Do you have a link for that Pat?

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 20:06

    On T&S, Kimi is running a good 4-5mph faster than earlier. 172 avg compared to 167 earlier.

    Do you have a link for that Pat?

    http://www.nascar.com/nationwideseries/leaderboard/race/

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 20:06

    On T&S, Kimi is running a good 4-5mph faster than earlier. 172 avg compared to 167 earlier.

    Do you have a link for that Pat?

    Leaders are at 175 though

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 20:07

    Thanks

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 20:10

    You can't run that high Kimi

  • Lady Snowcat28/05/2011 at 20:11

    They are giving him a great talk-up...

  • Lady Snowcat28/05/2011 at 20:12

    Leaders are at 175 though

    Kimi's second ever race on ovals... first in this type of car...

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 20:12

    They are giving him a great talk-up...

    It was the same last week. The closest they came to anything that was not positive were the mentions that he was worth $51 million.

  • RG28/05/2011 at 20:13

    No idea if anyone is watching the football, but Barca are out of this world.

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 20:14

    No idea if anyone is watching the football, but Barca are out of this world.

    I have been keeping an eye on the score and it is going pretty much how I expected.

  • RG28/05/2011 at 20:15

    I have been keeping an eye on the score and it is going pretty much how I expected.

    I think the stats say the same thing, should be leading by so many more.

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 20:16

    No idea if anyone is watching the football, but Barca are out of this world.

    I have the yahoo/eurosport text commentary. After the last goal the comment was

    Too good. Just too good. What can you say?

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 20:17

    No idea if anyone is watching the football, but Barca are out of this world.

    I've got in on for the NASCAR commercials but I think footie just isn't my game (or I can't multitask more likely), not getting into it at all.

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 20:17

    I think the stats say the same thing, should be leading by so many more.

    At least we won't need to listen to any nonsense about how great Man Utd are and how they are the biggest club in the world for a couple of months.

    All that bull has always been total fantasy. Same about the Premiership being the best league in the world

  • RG28/05/2011 at 20:18

    All that bull has always been total fantasy. Same about the Premiership being the best league in the world

    Yeah, best team in England being taken apart by Barca says a lot about the league.

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 20:19

    Yeah, best team in England being taken apart by Barca says a lot about the league.

    You have to wonder how often that has to happen before anything is done about it.

  • Stuart C28/05/2011 at 20:22

    Yeah, best team in England being taken apart by Barca says a lot about the league.

    Tangentially to this, I watched (part of) the Magners League finale between Munster and Leinster earlier and was amused to notice that the match officials are sponsored by SpecSavers.

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 20:23

    Tangentially to this, I watched (part of) the Magners League finale between Munster and Leinster earlier and was amused to notice that the match officials are sponsored by SpecSavers.

    Hahah, class

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 20:23

    Tangentially to this, I watched (part of) the Magners League finale between Munster and Leinster earlier and was amused to notice that the match officials are sponsored by SpecSavers.

    So are the top 3(I think) grades of football referees in Scotland. Have been for about 5 years

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 20:23

    Drive-thru penalties for Kimi and Hornish Jr

  • Stuart C28/05/2011 at 20:24

    So are the top 3(I think) grades of football referees in Scotland. Have been for about 5 years

    I am unfortunately behind on this, then. I don't follow the round ball.

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 20:24

    From text commentary

    Nick Clegg is sitting next to Michel Platini, who looks decidedly unimpressed.

    No politics Platini

  • RG28/05/2011 at 20:24

    So are the top 3(I think) grades of football referees in Scotland. Have been for about 5 years

    My team was sponsored by opticians this season as well, we showed them as gentle reminders every time the ref messed up.

  • Christine28/05/2011 at 20:26

    F1M2: http://www.f1minute.com/news/sergio-prez-ruled-out-of-monaco-gp-after-qualifying-crash

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 20:27

    Drive-thru penalties for Kimi and Hornish Jr

    And Kimi in again to remove some debris from under the car

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 20:27

    Shame Kimi had to make that extra stop.

    How can anyone hand a driver an empty drinks bottle?

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 20:27
  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 20:28

    One question is finally answered, by @FTHurley..

    Finally googled what Perky Jerky is. Kimi Raikkonen is sponsored by caffeinated dried meat. Yes, you read that correctly. You're welcome. :)

  • Bert28/05/2011 at 20:30

    Finally googled what Perky Jerky is. Kimi Raikkonen is sponsored by caffeinated dried meat. Yes, you read that correctly. You're welcome. :)

    If only it were caffeinated BACON.

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 20:31

    Finally googled what Perky Jerky is. Kimi Raikkonen is sponsored by caffeinated dried meat. Yes, you read that correctly. You're welcome. :)

    :D

    It never occurred to me that beef jerky still existed

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 20:31

    If only it were caffeinated BACON.

    The whole idea of putting caffeine in meat is just bizarre

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 20:31

    If only it were caffeinated BACON.

    How could that not sell?

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 20:33

    It never occurred to me that beef jerky still existed

    http://www.perkyjerky.com/

  • Alison28/05/2011 at 20:33

    The whole idea of putting caffeine in meat is just bizarre

    Red Beef?

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 20:34

    Turkey Perky Jerky?

    :D

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 20:35

    Red Beef?

    It comes in other colours?

  • Alison28/05/2011 at 20:35

    It comes in other colours?

    Don't ask the vegetarian! :P I just think Red Bull are clearly missing a trick...

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 20:39

    Kimi is 28th, 3 laps down with a broken splitter

  • Mav28/05/2011 at 20:40

    One question is finally answered, by @FTHurley..

    Finally googled what Perky Jerky is. Kimi Raikkonen is sponsored by caffeinated dried meat. Yes, you read that correctly. You're welcome. :)

    you didn't know what perky jerky was, all this time? :-)

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 20:40

    you didn't know what perky jerky was, all this time? :-)

    I had an idea

  • Mav28/05/2011 at 20:46

    I just think Red Bull are clearly missing a trick...

    Perky Jerky have Jerk Man

    Red Bull have DC

    it's covered

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 20:47

    Barcelona beat Man Utd 3:1

  • RG28/05/2011 at 20:49

    Barcelona beat Man Utd 3:1

    Let Abidal lift the trophy as well, brilliant.

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 20:50

    Let Abidal lift the trophy as well, brilliant.

    It's been an interesting few months for him

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 20:57

    Awful stop for Kahne

  • Mav28/05/2011 at 20:59

    hope Barcelona get done for criminal damage

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 20:59

    Awful stop for Kahne

    Nice battle for the lead

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 21:00

    hope Barcelona get done for criminal damage

    ]

    What for?

  • Mav28/05/2011 at 21:00

    What for?

    they've cut the net down from the goal with a pair of scissors - odd souvenir

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 21:01

    That was far better than last week's truck race

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 21:01

    Chequered: Kenseth wins ahead of Edwards, a little way ahead of Kyle Busch and Stenhouse Jr.

    Kimi home 27th, four laps down with damage and a speeding penalty. Was running a steady P15 until then.

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 21:02

    they've cut the net down from the goal with a pair of scissors - odd souvenir

    Never seen that done before. At least when they Scotland fans took the nets they took the goals too

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 21:03

    Kimi home 27th, four laps down with damage and a speeding penalty. Was running a steady P15 until then.

    Another impressive drive from Kimi. Stepped up a division into a car he was not familiar with and handles nothing like the truck and still he ran on the lead lap just outside the top ten for most of the race.

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 21:04

    Another impressive drive from Kimi. Stepped up a division into a car he was not familiar with and handles nothing like the truck and still he ran on the lead lap just outside the top ten for most of the race.

    Agreed, he did a good job in a different car, until he hit that debris.

  • Lady Snowcat28/05/2011 at 21:08

    Agreed, he did a good job in a different car, until he hit that debris.

    Certainly did brilliantly in only his second oval race...

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 21:18

    Certainly did brilliantly in only his second oval race...

    There's rumour he might do a NASCAR road course, not sure if that'll happen but it would be fun

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 21:23

    I touched the walls a few times and it helped.

    Did Kimi really just say that?

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 21:24

    Interview with Kimi:

    At the beginning I thought we had a good car, then over halfway the car was tight, and I hit the wall 3 times. Then it just didn't work at all and I was just driving around to finish the race.

    What are your plans in NASCAR?

    Now I'll go back to Europe and do a few rallies and see what happens.

  • jackie28/05/2011 at 21:25

    Red Bull have DC

    Grrrr

  • Alianora La Canta28/05/2011 at 21:27

    How can anyone hand a driver an empty drinks bottle?

    Perhaps someone was being really forgetful?

  • Alianora La Canta28/05/2011 at 21:27

    I touched the walls a few times and it helped.

    Did Kimi really just say that?

    Percussive maintenance :D

  • Lady Snowcat28/05/2011 at 21:28

    it's really odd to watch such a UScentric sport....

    just not used to it....

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 21:28

    Percussive maintenance :D

    That's the term

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 21:29

    it's really odd to watch such a UScentric sport....

    just not used to it....

    Seems odd to be going on about all the great racing tomorrow and no mention of Monaco. It may as well not exist

  • Lady Snowcat28/05/2011 at 21:31

    Seems odd to be going on about all the great racing tomorrow and no mention of Monaco. It may as well not exist

    That struck me too...

    I am impressed with the coverage Kimi got...

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 21:32

    I am impressed with the coverage Kimi got...

    You get the impression Nascar would like him to join up full time.

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 21:33

    RT @bobpockrass: Kimi Raikkonen car shows yellow paint from wall. #nascar http://yfrog.com/gy1damvj

  • Lady Snowcat28/05/2011 at 21:34

    You get the impression Nascar would like him to join up full time.

    I think he enjoys the racing but I don't see him going full-time...

    It may make him wish for F1... but I won't hold my breath...

  • Lady Snowcat28/05/2011 at 21:36

    Night guys..

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 21:36

    Night guys..

    See you

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 21:36

    RT @bobpockrass: Kimi Raikkonen car shows yellow paint from wall. #nascar http://yfrog.com/gy1damvj

    Looks like gave the wall a good hit

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 21:37

    Night guys..

    Good night

  • Mav28/05/2011 at 21:38

    There's rumour he might do a NASCAR road course, not sure if that'll happen but it would be fun

    would be interesting if he could do one of the same races as Villeneuve

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 21:43

    I was reading through an old issue of Motor Sport earlier today. During 2005 Dario Franchitti told his team he would retire at the end of 2006. 2006 was such a bad season for him he decided he had to carry on. As a result instead of retiring with 4 races wins he is still racing with 3 championship wins and 2 Indy 500s.

    Just imagine if 2006 had been a half decent season

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 21:54

    would be interesting if he could do one of the same races as Villeneuve

    That would be a must-watch

  • Mav28/05/2011 at 21:58

    I was reading through an old issue of Motor Sport earlier today. During 2005 Dario Franchitti told his team he would retire at the end of 2006. 2006 was such a bad season for him he decided he had to carry on. As a result instead of retiring with 4 races wins he is still racing with 3 championship wins and 2 Indy 500s.

    oh no, Schumacher will have to keep going!

  • Alianora La Canta28/05/2011 at 22:00

    oh no, Schumacher will have to keep going!

    He's already retired once in a manner compatible with Franchitti's thinking. Seeing as he changed his mind, he must be using a different philosophy now.

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 22:09

    Evening folks

  • Alianora La Canta28/05/2011 at 22:09

    Evening folks

    Good evening.

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 22:10

    Hi ali,

    How are you? Just catching quali now - looking forward to this

    :)

  • Mav28/05/2011 at 22:11

    Evening Leigh

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 22:11

    Ping --> "501, Not Out - A Celebration of Sorts"

    http://theformulaoneandmotorsportsarchive.wordpress.com/2011/05/28/501-not-out/

    :)

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 22:11

    Hi Mav

  • Alianora La Canta28/05/2011 at 22:11

    How are you? Just catching quali now - looking forward to this

    I'm OK, thank you. Watched Doctor Who while having tea (I was swimming when it was broadcast) and am now relaxing while looking through a bunch of photographs someone's put up from the Nazionale Piloti football match earlier this week.

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 22:12

    Sad news about Gil Scott-Heron yesterday - a big loss to music.

    :(

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 22:12

    I'm OK, thank you. Watched Doctor Who while having tea (I was swimming when it was broadcast) and am now relaxing while looking through a bunch of photographs someone's put up from the Nazionale Piloti football match earlier this week.

    I'm planning a big Doctor Who catch-up this week - I've falling far behind this season.

  • Alianora La Canta28/05/2011 at 22:13

    I'm planning a big Doctor Who catch-up this week - I've falling far behind this season.

    You won't fall any further behind for a while because it's not on any more until autumn :)

  • Mav28/05/2011 at 22:14

    Don't suppose has anyone has an Indy 500 preview they'd like to plug do they?

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 22:14

    Don't suppose has anyone has an Indy 500 preview they'd like to plug do they?

    Are you doing the daily?

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 22:15

    #sidepodspace

    Some great photos from the last ever shuttle astronaut spacewalk yesterday. I zoomed in until they were full screen size. The whole station complex looks more science fiction that real life when you see the shuttle just hanging off part of it.

    http://spaceflightnow.com/shuttle/sts134/110528eva4gallery/index.html

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 22:16

    Don't suppose has anyone has an Indy 500 preview they'd like to plug do they?

    I haven't read any but since I have spent a month watching practice and quali I really don't feel the need to read any more about it

  • Mav28/05/2011 at 22:16

    Are you doing the daily?

    no, just did an indy article and I thought a link to something about this year's would be good

  • Mav28/05/2011 at 22:17

    I haven't read any but since I have spent a month watching practice and quali I really don't feel the need to read any more about it

    I was thinking more for beginners really

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 22:17

    no, just did an indy article and I thought a link to something about this year's would be good

    Apart from the podcast, I didn't bother with a preview because so much was already written

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 22:17

    Don't suppose has anyone has an Indy 500 preview they'd like to plug do they?

    No but there are tons around.

  • Mav28/05/2011 at 22:18

    No but there are tons around.

    sure, thought I'd give someone here first shout

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 22:19

    I was thinking more for beginners really

    There must be loads of suitable articles on the net but I haven't seen any

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 22:20

    I was thinking more for beginners really

    Just occurred to me that someone should write a post for tomorrow. Any volunteers? :)

    Just thinking the transition from Monaco to Indy will probably need to be seamless given the timing and build-up. Monaco finish at 3pm, a bit of a debrief, Indy coverage starts at 4 if not earlier and I do recommend people watch that build-up to really understand why everyone makes such a fuss about it.

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 22:20

    Just occurred to me that someone should write a post for tomorrow. Any volunteers? :)

    I might get one in if I have time

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 22:22

    Just thinking the transition from Monaco to Indy will probably need to be seamless given the timing and build-up. Monaco finish at 3pm, a bit of a debrief, Indy coverage starts at 4 if not earlier and I do recommend people watch that build-up to really understand why everyone makes such a fuss about it.

    The Nascar stream I was watching said their Indy coverage started at 11 eastern which is 4pm UK. When does the actual race kick off?

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 22:24

    The Nascar stream I was watching said their Indy coverage started at 11 eastern which is 4pm UK. When does the actual race kick off?

    Always hard to tell with US races because they aren't always on the hour, but it should be 5pm UK

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 22:25

    The Nascar stream I was watching said their Indy coverage started at 11 eastern which is 4pm UK. When does the actual race kick off?

    4pm coverage, 5pm green flag

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 22:25

    Always hard to tell with US races because they aren't always on the hour, but it should be 5pm UK

    I wasn't sure if they were going to spend 4 hours on the build up just to stretch it out.

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 22:28

    Always hard to tell with US races because they aren't always on the hour, but it should be 5pm UK

    Detailed schedule:

    http://www.indianapolismotorspeedway.com/indy500/eventinfo/42158/

    I can't believe the world record jump attempt isn't during the live show.

    ABC 11am ET. An ideal time to start watching would be for Driver Introductions at 11.30 (4.30 UK).

  • Lukeh28/05/2011 at 22:29

    Evening guys. I introduce myself with a late Dr Who ping

    http://wp.me/p1x0FA-gx

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 22:30

    Detailed schedule:

    Military Bomb signifies opening of the track

    Surely that is in bad taste

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 22:30

    Hey Lukeh

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 22:31

    hi lukeh

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 22:37

    Ultra-late golf ping - http://thoughtsofpat.wordpress.com/2011/05/28/a-round-of-golf-15-may-2011/

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 22:39

    Uuhh, how's Perez?

    And...evening

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 22:40

    Uuhh, how's Perez?

    Concussion and a sprained thigh. Whatever a sprained thigh is

  • Lukeh28/05/2011 at 22:40

    And...evening

    Hiya bassano. apparently it's just a concussion and a small sprain, nothing serious thank goodness. No racing for him tomorrow as you can imagine but such a relief to know he;s OK.

  • Alianora La Canta28/05/2011 at 22:41

    Concussion and a sprained thigh. Whatever a sprained thigh is

    A thigh with an over-stretched muscle.

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 22:42

    Hiya bassano. apparently it's just a concussion and a small sprain, nothing serious thank goodness. No racing for him tomorrow as you can imagine but such a relief to know he;s OK.

    Good thouhts for Ceco then, who's sitting in, no one I guess?

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 22:42

    A thigh with an over-stretched muscle.

    Seems an odd injury for that kind of accident

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 22:42

    Good thouhts for Ceco then, who's sitting in, no one I guess?

    Too late for a replacement

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 22:42

    Concussion and a sprained thigh. Whatever a sprained thigh is

    Yikes - haven't got that far yet, but I'll guess I'll kop it when I see it. Not racing obviously with a concussion

  • Lukeh28/05/2011 at 22:42

    Good thouhts for Ceco then, who's sitting in, no one I guess?

    Don;t think anyone can, it's before FP1 or Q1 I think when someone is eligible to step in, can't remember which

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 22:43

    Seems an odd injury for that kind of accident

    And all that privacy cover, I smell PR cover up

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 22:43

    Don;t think anyone can, it's before FP1 or Q1 I think when someone is eligible to step in, can't remember which

    Q1, I think

  • Alianora La Canta28/05/2011 at 22:43

    Good thouhts for Ceco then, who's sitting in, no one I guess?

    Nobody can. The only candidates would be people who've done a practise session and the only ones who have this weekend are the 20 who were due to be on track.

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 22:43

    And all that privacy cover, I smell PR cover up

    They did the same thing at Silverstone when Schumacher broke his leg

  • Mav28/05/2011 at 22:44

    Concussion and a sprained thigh. Whatever a sprained thigh is

    a hamstring injury would be a sprained thigh

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 22:44

    And all that privacy cover, I smell PR cover up

    Ehhhh.... common practice for an injury in most forms of motor racing. It's to give the injured driver privacy while the doctors work

  • Alianora La Canta28/05/2011 at 22:44

    A thigh with an over-stretched muscle.

    Could have been a combination of the collision and an awkward attempt to get out of the car, or even a combination of over-exertion before the accident and the collision itself. There's not enough information and too many possible combinations of cause to tell.

  • Alianora La Canta28/05/2011 at 22:45

    Q1, I think

    A force majeure candidate can step in if they did a practise session. Of course they would have to start from the pit lane but that's a relatively minor inconvenience.

  • Alianora La Canta28/05/2011 at 22:46

    Ehhhh.... common practice for an injury in most forms of motor racing. It's to give the injured driver privacy while the doctors work

    In addition, it means that the medics can do their job without worrying that a camera operative, for example, might accidentally get in the way. It signals that there's no point trying to get a closer look at the driver, only of the sheet and what surrounds it.

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 22:47

    In addition, it means that the medics can do their job without worrying that a camera operative, for example, might accidentally get in the way. It signals that there's no point trying to get a closer look at the driver, only of the sheet and what surrounds it.

    Exactly

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 22:48

    Could have been a combination of the collision and an awkward attempt to get out of the car, or even a combination of over-exertion before the accident and the collision itself. There's not enough information and too many possible combinations of cause to tell.

    Shouldn't there be more info?

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 22:49

    Shouldn't there be more info?

    Maybe it's all they are prepared to release for now. Sometimes you just have to wait.

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 22:50

    Shouldn't there be more info?

    We know what the injuries are. That is all the information that is ever released

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 22:51

    We know what the injuries are. That is all the information that is ever released

    Is there a statement then?

    I'm like Joe Average today, a little bit of info but not much

    What's the latest?

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 22:53

    What's the latest?

    http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/91821

  • RG28/05/2011 at 22:54

    What's the latest?

    From last press release

    "Concussion and bruised thigh. Hospital overnight. Not racing tomorrow. No indication it was a technical failure, team looking into it"

    All I know.

  • Alianora La Canta28/05/2011 at 22:54

    Shouldn't there be more info?

    I'm not 100% it would even be possible to differentiate between some of the possible cause combinations. The important thing is that Sergio has the sprain and he needs to recover from it.

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 22:55

    What's the latest?

    www.autosport.com…port.php/id/91821

    So at 17:43 it was established that he had concussion

    Stunning analysis

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 22:55

    Shouldn't there be more info?

    Also, you need to realise that they may not be able to give a full answer until over night after careful observation.

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 22:56

    Shouldn't there be more info?

    I'm not 100% it would even be possible to differentiate between some of the possible cause combinations. The important thing is that Sergio has the sprain and he needs to recover from it.

    I'm more concerned about Perez than cause

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 22:56

    Also, you need to realise that they may not be able to give a full answer until over night after careful observation.

    And a statement isn't justified?

  • Mav28/05/2011 at 22:57

    And a statement isn't justified?

    they've made a statement - concussion, sprained thigh, no fractures

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 22:57

    And a statement isn't justified?

    Until they can confirm exactly his condition, then no, a statement is absolutely not justified.

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 22:58

    Until they can confirm exactly his condition, then no, a statement is absolutely not justified.

    A full statement I mean

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 22:58

    Also, you need to realise that they may not be able to give a full answer until over night after careful observation.

    And a statement isn't justified?

    Cos if it was Man U A N Other, I think I'd be getting on the hour forced tweets

  • Mav28/05/2011 at 22:59

    I'm more concerned about Perez than cause

    he's chatting away, watched the GP2 race, wanted to race today - doctors said no

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 22:59

    they've made a statement - concussion, sprained thigh, no fractures

    Well, that was my question. Thanks Mav

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 23:00

    So.... Karthikeyan suffered a rear suspension failure when they started the car....? That's a brilliant one.

    :)

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 23:01

    he's chatting away, watched the GP2 race, wanted to race today - doctors said no

    Cos GP2 is too manic. Doctors orders :D

  • Bert28/05/2011 at 23:01

    I'm more concerned about Perez than cause

    Agreed, but not to the point of minutiae. Is he alive or dead? Will he race again? The details is none of my business. Same thing with Bobby K, Zanardi Massa, Villeneuve etc.

  • Mav28/05/2011 at 23:03

    he's chatting away, watched the GP2 race, wanted to race today - doctors said no

    Cos GP2 is too manic. Doctors orders :D

    I meant race tomorrow (but guess I mean today, now) - laptop clock running 3 minutes fast again

  • Alianora La Canta28/05/2011 at 23:03

    So at 17:43 it was established that he had concussion

    They had to check it was that and not compression (which is more serious and can initially present identically or near-identically), also that it wasn't masking anything potentially life-threatening.

  • Alianora La Canta28/05/2011 at 23:04

    Cos if it was Man U A N Other, I think I'd be getting on the hour forced tweets

    That only happens in F1 for extreme cases (and even then it's not literally every hour; it just feels like it).

  • Mav28/05/2011 at 23:04

    So.... Karthikeyan suffered a rear suspension failure when they started the car....? That's a brilliant one.

    hey, you jump on the crank handle too hard...

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 23:05

    hey, you jump on the crank handle too hard...

    :D

  • Alianora La Canta28/05/2011 at 23:05

    So.... Karthikeyan suffered a rear suspension failure when they started the car....? That's a brilliant one.

    Between that and the mysterious melting seat from last race, I'm wondering whether Narain's car is a F111 at all and not simply a clown car with copycat bodywork that got delivered to Hispania by mistake.

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 23:05

    Agreed, but not to the point of minutiae. Is he alive or dead? Will he race again? The details is none of my business. Same thing with Bobby K, Zanardi Massa, Villeneuve etc.

    I get that but my point is [from a normally very interested party, distracted today], how is he?

    Not clear

  • Lukeh28/05/2011 at 23:05

    So.... Karthikeyan suffered a rear suspension failure when they started the car....? That's a brilliant one.

    They should really get more than bubble gum and string to hold that car together. I hear Staples has an offer on sticky back plastic right now

  • Alianora La Canta28/05/2011 at 23:06

    I meant race tomorrow (but guess I mean today, now) - laptop clock running 3 minutes fast again

    The implied answer was "no" the minute "concussion" appeared on the release - the recommended time for that with regard to race driving has been 1 week for quite some time now.

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 23:07

    To answer a question from earlier..

    @Fieldof33

    Now dad is upset that the notice that came w/our tickets says race starts at noon but event schedule says green flag @ 12:12. #DontGetOld

  • Bert28/05/2011 at 23:08

    I get that but my point is [from a normally very interested party, distracted today], how is he?

    We know he is awake and alert, he will no die from this, at least in the immediate future. There are possibly concussion-like issues. What more do you NEED to know? Would you like the results of his blood test? Sorry to be upfront, but what business is it of anyone, other than him and HIS family and friends?

  • Alianora La Canta28/05/2011 at 23:08

    I get that but my point is [from a normally very interested party, distracted today], how is he?

    You're not going to get that for a while - even with overnight visits (and it's yet possible Sergio may only be in for the one night), there's normally nothing from the driver who got injured until the next day's post-race press release (unless the driver happens to come back to the paddock upon release).

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 23:09

    I get that but my point is [from a normally very interested party, distracted today], how is he?

    I think people have answered that several times in the last 15 minutes or so.

    Not clear

    Seems clear to me. Injured leg, some concussion, he'll be cleared as safe to race in a few days.

  • Mav28/05/2011 at 23:09

    To answer a question from earlier..

    well grands prix don't start at 1 o'clock I suppose

  • RG28/05/2011 at 23:10

    Not clear

    The additional fact he was able to tweet his thanks for the messages of support suggest he is in a more or less alright state of mind.

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 23:10

    My point still stands, it's 10 hours since a serious accident

    I'm a newcomer looking at autosport for news on a drivers condition.

    How is he?

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 23:11

    My point still stands, it's 10 hours since a serious accident

    I'm a newcomer looking at autosport for news on a drivers condition.

    How is he?

    I'm not sure what you're not getting?

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 23:11

    How is he?

    A bump on the head and a knock on the leg ought to cover it.

  • Mav28/05/2011 at 23:12

    How is he?

    he's taken a bit of a knock but now has lots of nurses running around for him

  • Alianora La Canta28/05/2011 at 23:13

    I'm a newcomer looking at autosport for news on a drivers condition.

    A newcomer looking at Autosport would see what is currently the first item with a picture in the middle column of the screen, click on it and get as full an update as is usual for F1.

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 23:13

    I get that folk here have info on the latest breaking news, I feel that the media doesn't care cos they 'know' everything is ok

    I may be over blowing it but I'm thinking from a point of view of someone who saw it and was concerned but did't have access until now on his condition

  • Bert28/05/2011 at 23:14

    I'm a newcomer looking at autosport for news on a drivers condition.

    Sorry to be argumentative but you being a (supposedly) newcomer has nothing to do with it. If you want to know if your favourite celebrity will live or die go watch Celebrity Death Match, Mixed Matial Arts or something else.

    I am starting to heavily sympathize with Louise Frederickson from Grand Prix.

  • lou28/05/2011 at 23:14

    PING: http://sidepodcast.com/post/daily-29th-may-2011

    late i know.. (earlier than last week tho!) but full of lots of lovely links for you all :P

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 23:14

    he's taken a bit of a knock but now has lots of nurses running around for him

    Lucky boy :D

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 23:15

    I may be over blowing it but I'm thinking from a point of view of someone who saw it and was concerned but did't have access until now on his condition

    And the short bit of news that Autosport delivered really ought to cover everything you need to know. As already stated, they may have wait overnight to have comprehensive results of his condition.

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 23:15

    I get that folk here have info on the latest breaking news, I feel that the media doesn't care cos they 'know' everything is ok

    I may be over blowing it but I'm thinking from a point of view of someone who saw it and was concerned but did't have access until now on his condition

    If you're talking from a 'newbie' perspective I suspect they wouldn't be going to Autosport but to somewhere like the BBC Sport F1 site which has it clear as day under the main story.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/formula_one/default.stm

  • Alianora La Canta28/05/2011 at 23:16

    I may be over blowing it but I'm thinking from a point of view of someone who saw it and was concerned but did't have access until now on his condition

    The story's been up since 5:43 pm. The story started appearing on my Twitter timeline a little earlier but that's the internet beating formal journalism for speed (given some of the things on my timeline, they did not beat it for accuracy!)

  • Pat W28/05/2011 at 23:16

    I may be over blowing it but I'm thinking from a point of view of someone who saw it and was concerned but did't have access until now on his condition

    But again, Autosport does have his condition and we've been telling you it for over half an hour.

  • Steven Roy28/05/2011 at 23:17

    late i know.. (earlier than last week tho!) but full of lots of lovely links for you all :P

    This is early for you :)

  • lou28/05/2011 at 23:18

    This is early for you :)

    i was hoping i wouldn't get a reputation for being late on the internet but it seems even here i am always late :P

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 23:19

    Sorry to be argumentative but you being a (supposedly) newcomer has nothing to do with it. If you want to know if your favourite celebrity will live or die go watch Celebrity Death Match, Mixed Matial Arts or something else.

    I disagree. I would like to know if a driver was in a favourable condition tonight after a serious shunt. It's not about celebrity or a life or death scenario

    Is there a recent official press release on his current condition, assuring his fans of his recovery?

  • Mav28/05/2011 at 23:20

    Is there a recent official press release on his current condition, assuring his fans of his recovery?

    the FIA have TWO

    http://www.fia.com/en-GB/mediacentre/pressreleases/f1releases/2011/Pages/f1-perez-1.aspx

    http://www.fia.com/en-GB/mediacentre/pressreleases/f1releases/2011/Pages/f1-perez-2.aspx

  • Leigh O'Gorman28/05/2011 at 23:21

    Is there a recent official press release on his current condition, assuring his fans of his recovery?

    Yep and I think Autosport reported on it at 5.43pm yesterday evening.

  • RG28/05/2011 at 23:21

    Is there a recent official press release on his current condition, assuring his fans of his recovery?

    I'm on the Sauber Media section and it contains the info I said before. Which does assure me Checo is more or less fine and will be OK.

  • Alianora La Canta28/05/2011 at 23:23

    I disagree. I would like to know if a driver was in a favourable condition tonight after a serious shunt. It's not about celebrity or a life or death scenario

    He was in a favourable condition at 5:43 pm, so unless something major had changed, there wouldn't be anything to report on.

  • Bassano28/05/2011 at 23:23

    Maybe it's me. I give up

    Sorry for testing your patience, I feel I am not in the best position to put my point across

    Peace and love,

    B.

  • Mav28/05/2011 at 23:32

    Sorry for testing your patience, I feel I am not in the best position to put my point across

    no problem

    it's middle of the night though, no further news is good news in these situations