Those of you looking for Alex’s post may be disappointed as he is not writing it today. Rather than ask for volunteers to cover for him Alex dived into the comments and found Steven and Kai and volunteered them...us.
Normally doing a daily is not a big deal but people expect something special from Alex and we don’t like to leave anyone disappointed. We knocked around a few suggestions but it was Christine who gave us the idea of fighting a duel. Unfortunately as we are on different continents pistols or sabres were not really an option and fighting a duel with computer viruses or intercontinental ballistic missiles seems somehow unsporting. So we decided to give you a song. Dueling songs are hard to come by especially as neither of us knows how to drive a banjo so we resorted to the old classic of out-boasting each other, thanks to "Annie Get Your Gun".
Please join in with the choruses as there is no-one listening and we will see you in the comments.
Anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.
No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
I can shoot a fox with a Nikon camera
Well I know a fox that shoots back
I can deal with sand dunes
Well I can deal with sand dunes tougher than yours.
I can live on bread and cheese. Well Welsh Rarebit
And only on that?
Yes. And maybe some laverbread
So can a rat!
Any height you can reach
I can fly anything
No, you can't. (High)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest)
Not that football!
This football!
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!
Anything you can sing
I can sing better.
I can sing anything
More indie than you.
No, you can't. (Softly)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
I can design a car
Better than Lotus.
I can design it without any red.
How ‘bout driving? Yep, even that.
No, you can’t.
Yes, I can! Yes, I can!