Hi everyone, the football writing duties have fallen to me today. That’s right, I take no interest in the sport at all, but I made a deal with Mr C, so here I am. Look out for Mr C’s Wimbledon post by the way. I’ll ask that you take into consideration my lack of football knowledge throughout this post, but we’ve all got to start learning sometimes I suppose.

So, I did some research and by looking at Mr C’s fabulous football post from yesterday I have discovered that there were two matches.  The Netherlands played Brazil, and Uraguay played Ghana. As if this wasn’t enough football information for me to handle I had to find out who won. So I asked Lukeh, and I can now give you a exclusive summary of those results and games from what I understood.

The Netherlands vs Argentina – Lukeh’s words were ‘OH MY GOD!!’ when we found out that the Netherlands had won. Now, we’ve established I don’t know my David Seamans from my Robert Greens but after a long explanation I gather that Argentina’s defeat is somewhat of a shock. An analogy I’m sure we can all understand is that it’s a bit like Nico Rosberg beating Schumacher. Totally unexpected and brilliant at the same time. I hear Argentina are ‘the best team in the world’ so goooo Holland!

The last game of the day was Ghana vs Uruguay. Now I have no idea about these two teams, I didn’t even know they were in the world cup. However with Uruguay winning on penalties, I gather this wasn’t much of a surprise. Lukeh says that Ghana had a chance to win the match, but didn’t.

Sounds like it was an exciting day, but with it being Jenson day at Goodwood unfortunately we’ll not get chance to see today’s games. However if you’re interested on the matches they are as follows;

  • Germany v Argentina – 15:00 (GMT+1)
  • Spain v Paraguay – 19:30 (GMT +1)

I’m confused as to why Argentina get a second go, football seems much more forgiving than Formula 1. Can you imagine drivers getting a second chance at qualifying for the race? We’re off to Goodwood, but I hope you all have a lovely time watching the matches. Can you believe this has been going on for 21 days?!

137 responses

  • Jon Waldock03/07/2010 at 10:44

    Should "The Netherlands vs Argentina" be "The Netherlands vs Brazil", Argentina haven't played for a few days, I'm quite confused but know nothing about the World cup, so I'm happy to be wrong :D

  • paul03/07/2010 at 10:46

    Should "The Netherlands vs Argentina" be "The Netherlands vs Brazil", Argentina haven't played for a few days, I'm quite confused but know nothing about the World cup, so I'm happy to be wrong :D

    Brazil got beaten last night. Not sure if they get another go ;-)

  • Jon Waldock03/07/2010 at 10:47

    Brazil got beaten last night. Not sure if they get another go ;-)

    Thats what I thought, and they got beaten by ze Netherlands

  • paul03/07/2010 at 10:47

    And of course I typed that before reading the post.

    Ignore everything I say!

  • RG03/07/2010 at 11:09

    Wooo, Germany v Argentina, two of the most opposite teams possible playing against each other. The structured, orgranised Germans against the insane Argentinians. Awe-some

    Come on Argentina.

  • RG03/07/2010 at 13:37

    So the BBC don't have Jurgen on the team for the game. Boo.

    This will end up being a feast of goals, even I can't get that one wrong.

  • me03/07/2010 at 13:39

    This will end up being a feast of goals, even I can't get that one wrong.

    ace. i shall watch and drown out the tennis currently filling my ears.

  • RG03/07/2010 at 13:41

    Jurgen!!!

  • guille230603/07/2010 at 13:58

    hello!

  • RG03/07/2010 at 13:58

    hello!

    hey guille, take it your looking forward to the game then!

  • guille230603/07/2010 at 14:00

    hey guille, take it your looking forward to the game then!

    ... and looking forward to your predicted uru vs. arg final ;-)

  • RG03/07/2010 at 14:00

    ... and looking forward to your predicted uru vs. arg final ;-)

    hehe, its still on.

  • RG03/07/2010 at 14:03

    Muller scores for Germany!! 1-0 already, 2 minutes 46 seconds played.

  • guille230603/07/2010 at 14:03

    ?#$%&?¿#

  • me03/07/2010 at 14:04

    Muller scores for Germany!! 1-0 already, 2 minutes 46 seconds played.

    wha? i haven't... i...

  • Christine03/07/2010 at 14:06

    I must say, the ladies match is far too predictable, so I am watching the football instead.

  • RG03/07/2010 at 14:08

    Germany are very, very good here. Just, brilliant.

  • Amy03/07/2010 at 14:10

    I must say, the ladies match is far too predictable, so I am watching the football instead.

    I hope tomorrow isn't the same but I fear it will be :(

  • RG03/07/2010 at 14:24

    Miroslav Klose misses a brilliant chance, Muller is fantastic and he hits it over the bar, unbelievable.

  • RG03/07/2010 at 14:35

    Argentina, to be fair to them, are starting to test the keeper.

  • me03/07/2010 at 14:36

    GOAL!

  • RG03/07/2010 at 14:37

    Goal Argentina, but its offside. About 10 of them were offside.

  • me03/07/2010 at 14:37

    Goal Argentina, but its offside. About 10 of them were offside.

    gah! that was lovely.

  • guille230603/07/2010 at 14:37

    GOAL!

    offside :-(

  • RG03/07/2010 at 14:38

    gah! that was lovely.

    It was indeed.

  • Kathi03/07/2010 at 14:38

    GOAL!

    offside :-(

    offside :)

    ;)

  • me03/07/2010 at 14:40

    hey kathi.

  • Kathi03/07/2010 at 14:42

    hey kathi.

    Hi. I've managed to not fall in any volcanos or hot springs.

  • me03/07/2010 at 14:43

    Hi. I've managed to not fall in any volcanos or hot springs.

    that is indeed a good thing :)

  • RG03/07/2010 at 14:43

    Hi. I've managed to not fall in any volcanos or hot springs.

    Hey!

  • Christine03/07/2010 at 14:43

    hey kathi.

    Hi. I've managed to not fall in any volcanos or hot springs.

    Yay Kathi!!

  • guille230603/07/2010 at 14:44

    hey kathi.

    Hi. I've managed to not fall in any volcanos or hot springs.

    hi! :D

  • RG03/07/2010 at 14:47

    Ht 1-0 to the Germans. Decent game.

  • RG03/07/2010 at 14:55

    I do believe thats Muse being used as a montage on the BBC coverage.

    #forlukeh

  • RG03/07/2010 at 15:02

    Second half kicks off.

  • guille230603/07/2010 at 15:20

    Argentina is playing much better this half

  • RG03/07/2010 at 15:21

    Argentina is playing much better this half

    Finishing could be better, Neuer looks very dodgy in goal.

  • guille230603/07/2010 at 15:21

    Argentina is playing much better this half

    Finishing could be better, Neuer looks very dodgy in goal.

    yep

  • Christine03/07/2010 at 15:22

    The yellow guy is being kept busy.

  • RG03/07/2010 at 15:23

    The yellow guy is being kept busy.

    Can't say I'm too impressed with him, hasn't been that good this WC, one of the few German weaknesses

  • RG03/07/2010 at 15:24

    Klose makes it 2-0, totally undeserved, but looks like they've wrapped it up

  • RG03/07/2010 at 15:31

    3-0, Freidrech, it is all over now.

  • Kathi03/07/2010 at 15:31

    #Merkelfail

  • Christine03/07/2010 at 15:31

    What is up with those defenders?

  • guille230603/07/2010 at 15:31

    I think we have a small hole in that side...

  • RG03/07/2010 at 15:33

    What is up with those defenders?

    As in tradition with the World Cup, they all forget how to defend.

    Just to point out, Mali v Angola in the Africa Cup of Nations, Angola 4-0 up after 75 minutes, game finished 4-4

  • Christine03/07/2010 at 15:34

    I reckon Germany might win the whole thing.

  • Kathi03/07/2010 at 15:35

    I reckon Germany might win the whole thing.

    Whom would we have to play next?

  • RG03/07/2010 at 15:35

    Whom would we have to play next?

    Most likely Spain.

  • RG03/07/2010 at 15:40

    Maradona made a mistake in not playing Veron, simple as. The defence and attack feel miles apart

  • RG03/07/2010 at 15:45

    4-0, Miroslav Klose.

    He's scored more goals at this World Cup than he has in the league all season.

  • Christine03/07/2010 at 15:46

    I like the forward flip.

  • RG03/07/2010 at 15:48

    FT, Argentina go home. Germany are very, very impressive.

  • guille230603/07/2010 at 15:50

    OK, I'll be happy with a Uruguay - Paraguay final...

    (but it will probably be Netherlands - Germany :-( )

  • RG03/07/2010 at 15:55

    OK, I'll be happy with a Uruguay - Paraguay final...

    Most unexpected final ever if that happens? It was looking so good for South American teams and its all folded in on itself. Europe remains supreme it seems

  • RG03/07/2010 at 18:06

    Spain v Paraguay, not expecting this to be the most exciting match of all time. Spain yet to ignite, but should beat Paraguay. Spain to win 2-1.

  • me03/07/2010 at 18:09

    Spain v Paraguay, not expecting this to be the most exciting match of all time. Spain yet to ignite, but should beat Paraguay. Spain to win 2-1.

    apparently we can watch it after glee is finished.

  • RG03/07/2010 at 18:11

    apparently we can watch it after glee is finished.

    Fantastic idea. Gle, I mean the football is good.

  • me03/07/2010 at 18:12

    apparently we can watch it after glee is finished.

    Fantastic idea. Gle, I mean the football is good.

    ;)

  • RG03/07/2010 at 18:23

    Paraguayian keeper forgets to turn the mic on, good start.

  • Christine03/07/2010 at 18:26

    Alonso music!

  • Christine03/07/2010 at 18:28

    Oh, it's the blue goalkeeper again!

  • Christine03/07/2010 at 18:29

    Chavvy and Chabby, Piquet and Alonso. Blue goalie. I am getting to know this team quite well.

  • RG03/07/2010 at 18:30

    Torres plays, he'd commit murder and still get into the team at this rate.

  • Christine03/07/2010 at 18:32

    Commentator thinks the Castrol Rankings are strange.

  • me03/07/2010 at 18:33

    Commentator thinks the Castrol Rankings are strange.

    hehe!

  • Leigh O'Gorman03/07/2010 at 18:55

    Did you know that Francisco Varallo is the only surviving player of the first World Cup final? The former Argentine striker is 100 years old

  • Christine03/07/2010 at 18:58

    Good shot from Chavvy-man.

  • RG03/07/2010 at 18:59

    Oh goodness me, something happened.

  • RG03/07/2010 at 19:00

    Well this would really make me look stupid: http://twitter.com/Des_Kelly_DM/status/17670253445

  • me03/07/2010 at 19:01

    Well this would really make me look stupid: http://twitter…DM/status/17670253445

    your reputation is at stake!

  • RG03/07/2010 at 19:10

    Ball in net.

    And its offside.

  • Leigh O'Gorman03/07/2010 at 19:13

    C'mon Paraguay - my office sweepstake is riding on you!!

  • RG03/07/2010 at 19:17

    Spain, attractive football of yours is a load of rubbish.

    I'm adding Spain and Paraguay to my banned teams list.

  • Christine03/07/2010 at 19:21

    They're saying that one of the players is actually his twin brother because his play looks no good.

    Heard that before.

  • Leigh O'Gorman03/07/2010 at 19:22

    Sounds the Schumacher conundrum to me

  • RG03/07/2010 at 19:22

    Heard that before.

    hehe

  • Christine03/07/2010 at 19:32

    "Three thrilling quarter finals in South Africa so far... and then there was this one."

  • Leigh O'Gorman03/07/2010 at 19:32

    when i was looking up my 1930 world cup fact earlier on, the team sheets for both squads had 5 guys up front....

    shame you don't see that anymore

  • RG03/07/2010 at 19:34

    "Three thrilling quarter finals in South Africa so far... and then there was this one."

    It was like that in the last round, and then the last two games which featured Paraguay and Spain happened. Coincidence I think not.

  • Leigh O'Gorman03/07/2010 at 19:39

    "I can't see many empty seats in 55,000 capacity crowd..."

    BBC commentator fail

  • Christine03/07/2010 at 19:44

    Penalty!

  • RG03/07/2010 at 19:44

    Holy moly something happened! Paraguay penalty, unbelievable Jeff

  • Christine03/07/2010 at 19:45

    Saved!

  • Leigh O'Gorman03/07/2010 at 19:45

    nooooooooo....

  • RG03/07/2010 at 19:46

    I can't believe it but I predicted that: http://twitter.com/SauberRG/status/17672582084

    And now one for Spain, bloomin eck

  • Leigh O'Gorman03/07/2010 at 19:46

    penalty spain now...

    damn

  • Christine03/07/2010 at 19:46

    Another penalty?

  • RG03/07/2010 at 19:47

    Re take the penalty, sensational, sen-sational.

  • Leigh O'Gorman03/07/2010 at 19:48

    saved... YESSSSS

  • Christine03/07/2010 at 19:48

    Woah. Way confused.

  • RG03/07/2010 at 19:48

    I have honestly no words but for, unbelievable.

  • Leigh O'Gorman03/07/2010 at 19:49

    Woah. Way confused.

    even more so than after an f1 race

  • RG03/07/2010 at 19:51

    Woah. Way confused.

    In short, Spain gave away penalty and Paraguay miss, Spain go up other end and get a penalty, Alonso scores but Spain had players in the box so he had to retake it, which he missed, but from the rebound the keeper fouled a player so Spain should have had another one.

  • Steven Roy03/07/2010 at 19:56

    Buenos dias

    Dull 0-0 with nothing happening then?

  • RG03/07/2010 at 19:57

    Dull 0-0 with nothing happening then?

    For 60 minutes, then we had an insane 3 minutes, and everythings back to normal.

  • Steven Roy03/07/2010 at 19:59

    For 60 minutes, then we had an insane 3 minutes, and everythings back to normal.

    I switched on just as Paraguay were taking a penalty I didn't know they had. Beats me why the Paraguayan who fouled Villa didn't get a red card. I guess the ref thinks 10 yards from goal is not a goal scoring opportunity

  • RG03/07/2010 at 20:00

    I switched on just as Paraguay were taking a penalty I didn't know they had. Beats me why the Paraguayan who fouled Villa didn't get a red card. I guess the ref thinks 10 yards from goal is not a goal scoring opportunity

    He had an alright game till the penalties, just totally gone to pot since.

  • Steven Roy03/07/2010 at 20:01

    Surprised Lou predicted the Argentina defeat. Did't see that coming.

  • Steven Roy03/07/2010 at 20:09

    Scoring goals the hard way

  • Leigh O'Gorman03/07/2010 at 20:09

    damn....

  • RG03/07/2010 at 20:09

    Off the post, to Villa off the post off the other post and in. This is mad.

  • Christine03/07/2010 at 20:10

    They have celebrations like that diving man Lukeh was talking about.

  • RG03/07/2010 at 20:11

    They have celebrations like that diving man Lukeh was talking about.

    Good ol Jurgen.

  • Steven Roy03/07/2010 at 20:15

    Great save Casillas

  • lou & Lukeh03/07/2010 at 20:18

    Surprised Lou predicted the Argentina defeat. Did't see that coming.

    Lukeh pointed out my mistake earlier... i'm sorry.. i was a) tired... and b) he was helping and didn't see it either :D hehe

  • Steven Roy03/07/2010 at 20:19

    50/50 there. Head low and foot up. I guess he would lie there for 3 minutes if all he had was smudged mascara

  • Steven Roy03/07/2010 at 20:20

    Lukeh pointed out my mistake earlier... i'm sorry.. i was a) tired... and b) he was helping and didn't see it either :D hehe

    I was reading it and you said Holland played Brazil and Argentina lost. You had me very confused but apart from that it was a good post. You should do more football posts

  • Christine03/07/2010 at 20:20

    Hehehe, look at that little white head running around.

  • Steven Roy03/07/2010 at 20:22

    Semi finals are

    Holland vs Uruguay and Germany vs Spain

  • me03/07/2010 at 20:22

    Hehehe, look at that little white head running around.

    stop giggling at him!

  • RG03/07/2010 at 20:22

    Semi finals are

    Holland vs Uruguay and Germany vs Spain

    I must admit, I don't think many expected the first 3.

  • lou & Lukeh03/07/2010 at 20:22

    I was reading it and you said Holland played Brazil and Argentina lost. You had me very confused but apart from that it was a good post. You should do more football posts

    haha noooo, i'm currently writing a daily, and drafting many other posts.. you can read those instead.

  • Steven Roy03/07/2010 at 20:23

    haha noooo, i'm currently writing a daily, and drafting many other posts.. you can read those instead.

    I think you should do the world cup final. I can imagine that would be really interesting

  • RG03/07/2010 at 20:24

    I must admit, I don't think many expected the first 3.

    Which appears to be rubbish since I predicted a Germany-Spain semi final as well as Holland to beat Brazil before the tournament. I'm scared.

  • RG03/07/2010 at 20:24

    That is, Spains first ever semi final.

  • me03/07/2010 at 20:24

    haha noooo, i'm currently writing a daily, and drafting many other posts.. you can read those instead.

    i think rg should do it. he wrote the opening post.

  • Steven Roy03/07/2010 at 20:25

    I must admit, I don't think many expected the first 3.

    I certainly didn't expect Uruguay to be there and I thought Argentina would beat Germany. Brazil were good in bits but I think of the three that was the one that was the least surprising

  • lou & Lukeh03/07/2010 at 20:25

    i think rg should do it. he wrote the opening post.

    which leads me to my next question. when the hell does the world cup finish?

  • Steven Roy03/07/2010 at 20:25

    Which appears to be rubbish since I predicted a Germany-Spain semi final as well as Holland to beat Brazil before the tournament. I'm scared.

    :D

  • RG03/07/2010 at 20:25

    i think rg should do it. he wrote the opening post.

    Okay

  • Steven Roy03/07/2010 at 20:26

    i think rg should do it. he wrote the opening post.

    Good idea. Lou can do the 3rd/4th place play off

  • me03/07/2010 at 20:26

    which leads me to my next question. when the hell does the world cup finish?

    i heard september... steven?

  • lou & Lukeh03/07/2010 at 20:26

    Good idea. Lou can do the 3rd/4th place play off

    ha.ha.ha.ha no.

  • lou & Lukeh03/07/2010 at 20:27

    i heard september... steven?

    *cries*

  • Steven Roy03/07/2010 at 20:27

    which leads me to my next question. when the hell does the world cup finish?

    There are only 4 matches to go. 2 semi finals midweek then the 3/4 play off and the final next weekend

  • me03/07/2010 at 20:27

    i think rg should do it. he wrote the opening post.

    Okay

    cheers sir. hoping amy can do the same for wimbledon

  • Christine03/07/2010 at 20:27

    which leads me to my next question. when the hell does the world cup finish?

    i heard september... steven?

    You're evil.

  • lou & Lukeh03/07/2010 at 20:27

    You're evil.

    *hugs Christine*

  • me03/07/2010 at 20:28

    You're evil.

    hey, i'm not the one giggling at a man with blood pouring from his head.

  • RG03/07/2010 at 20:28

    i heard september... steven?

    Well, the football season starts again in August...

  • Christine03/07/2010 at 20:29

    You're evil.

    hey, i'm not the one giggling at a man with blood pouring from his head.

    Ah. That is what they call touché.

    #sorrylou

  • Steven Roy03/07/2010 at 20:29

    Uruguay v Netherlands Tues 1930

    Germany v Spain Wed 1930

    3rd 4th match Sat 1930

    Final Sun 1930

  • me03/07/2010 at 20:29

    Uruguay v Netherlands Tues 1930

    Germany v Spain Wed 1930

    3rd 4th match Sat 1930

    Final Sun 1930

    balls. we need four posts for four matches!

  • lou & Lukeh03/07/2010 at 20:29

    Ah. That is what they call touché.

    Lukeh has been teaching me this weekend.. i'm still fail at using it..

    #sorrylou

    :D hehe!

  • RG03/07/2010 at 20:30

    balls. we need four posts for four matches!

    Just have the one for the semi finals?

  • Steven Roy03/07/2010 at 20:30

    hey, i'm not the one giggling at a man with blood pouring from his head.

    That's not a footballer with blood pouring from his head. This is a footballer with blood pouring from his head

    http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01060/SNF09BUTCH-180_1060507a.jpg