Daily: 31st January 2011

31 January, 2011 at 00:01 (GMT)

By RG

I would do a daily, but Spurs have just put in a £38.5 million bid for Sergio Aguero you know.

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What? Shoo, I'm watching Sky Sports News here, bids in for Guiseppi Rossio, Fernando Llorente and Alvara Negredo too. Off, no daily today okay?

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Fine, here is some of my stuff. Why you shouldn't be supporting Crawley Town in the FA Cup and ooooh look, Sauber Insight is officially returning today! Now off, that'll be enough today.

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Okay, I'll also tell you that today is first day of testing eve! Yay, the action is starting in Valencia. There is also the launch of Team Lotus, Lotus Renault and Sauber cars. Can not wait for that eh. Now come on, Bryan Swanson has got his pointless interactive screen out again. Comment or something.

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What? Come on now its Transfer Deadline Day, I'm not going to do a daily now am I? Look, the Daytona 24 Hours was yesterday and from what I hear it was a good result for most of our drivers. Thats hedging my bets there. Oooh, I wonder if this is all a smokescreen for Messi, must be.

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Errr, Blue are doing Eurovision for the UK. Yohanna is in the Icelandic final too. Keep voting for her please, making this lad happy again. Now, read off, we're done here.

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I could swear I just saw Jim White buying all the Red Bull from the local supermarket.

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